- THE DARK DAYS OF HAMBURGER HALPIN
- GUY LANGMAN, CRIME SCENE PROCRASTINATOR
- STRIKE THREE YOU’RE DEAD
- SAY IT AIN’T SO
- CAMP MURDERFACE, co-written with Saundra Mitchell
- CAMP MURDERFACE 2: DOOM IN THE DEEP co-written with Saundra Mitchell
Q: Where can I buy your books?
A: At a book store!
Q: Follow-up question: what are those?
Q: Is there a fan-created trailer for Say It Ain’t So that is the greatest thing ever?